i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

I’m so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

I’m scared but faster

gougerre:

sleepy-bebby:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

fromfairytopia:

disney doesn’t need to give doctor who a bigger budget!!! give them $20 an episode and see what they come up with. i think it would be their best season yet  

kipplekipple:

kelssiel:

oriax:

cerothenull:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

Honestly some makerspaces are just Like That

oddballwaterfall:

emilianadarling:

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

I love little foreign confusion things like this

ladynorbert:

autisticheatherduke:

autisticheatherduke:

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

we’ve cycled back through nineties fashion & are now reentering the early 2000s era and i just. do not. have the emotional durability to do this again, please i’m begging

the emos can stay but if low-rise jeans flood the shelves again i will be ripping throats

corporateaccount:

eating a cigarette with fork and knive